Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I think Earl is full of shitor he is a secret shirt-lifter but can't come to terms with it.
I'm sorry, I can't believe that anyone gets to a girl's bedroom and then decides she is too strange to fuck because of her Hanson fetish. On a one-night stand, cold feet or better judgement (usually from sobering up) might intervene, but not when he has been trying to pork her for a while.
By the time he reached the bedroom he should have had a hardon like a diamond-cutter,and NOTHING deflates one of them, does it? Fuck it, I'd have been singing HmmmmBop while I knocked her back doors in.
Drop your keys in front of him and you might get to see which end he bowls from.
Still, bring on the Dog Rape story!
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knowing the guy well, as I doI was also surprised to hear him say he didn't pork her, because frankly, he'll shag anything.
this was some years ago though...
The above is how he told it, but I suspect that he probably shagged her (whilst mmmbopping) and then legged it, via the dumb waiter
I also have to reiterate that he really did look a lot like the guy from Hanson, and had actually been mistaken for him on several occasions. By the time this event happened he was mighty sick of it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:54,
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