Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Ignore thator your fingers will just smell like Scampi Fries. Revel in the aroma of your digits, it's the smell of Victory.(If it smells like Napalm, erm, FFS don't smoke) Trust me, when Lynx figure out how to get their scent to smell like minge (as opposed to Tramps' Arse, like they currently produce), they will be the No 1 manufacturer in the world.
Trust me also when I say that when you are not getting any, the merest whiff on the air of that delightful scent (fanny, not Lynx, bleeeurgh) will perk you up and make your day. Enjoy it while you can, there may be long periods in life where you yearn to have fingers that smell like a nunnery pisspot.
Only worry if your fingers smell like the shithouse door on a Grimsby trawler on a hot July afternoon.
No need for thanks,Glasshopper, really.
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