Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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My sister..........is not the sharpest knife in the drawer so to speak.
Two particularly embarrassing moments (for her :)) spring to mind:
1) England playing Brazil in a friendly a few years ago, my sister asking very loudly in a very crowded pub if this is the start of Euro 2004 and me pointing out equally loudly that the 'Euro' in Euro 2004 is short for Europe, and Brazil is in South America. She was so embarrassed she went home early, unluckily for her she worked in said pub at the time and was laughed at regularly by the lads for a long time after.
2) Me and my sis, along with my other sis, shopping (an all day shopping and catching up thing as girls tend to do). We're on the escalator in the shopping centre, and me and my other sis start walking up them like stairs. My sister looks very confused and asks very loudly, 'why is your step moving but mine isn't?'
We still mock her for that every time we're near an escalator, bless.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)
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