Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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suicidalducky's postreminded me of a story I told at the first QOTW bash I attended.
It was Father's day, and I was at my brother's house. We were comparing the shoddy presents that had been given to us by our ungrateful offspring, and because our own dad deserted us when we were little I piped up with, 'Cor, we've probably saved ourselves about twenty quid each this year, not having a dad does have it's upsides.'
Only I said this with his wife in the room too, and her dad had passed away about two weeks before.
It was at that point that Al gave Ziggy another slap, Ziggy let out an electronic whine, and I realised I never really was going to make that final leap home.
*dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da-dun-dun-doo-doo-doo*
*DER-NER-NER*
*doodledy-doo-doo-doo*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:25,
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That final episode of Quantum Leapwas really sad. And what was all that crap with that other leaper lass who disappeared in a pink flash?
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monkeybananaraffle, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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