Kerry 'pikey chavette bint' katona
I would never entertain shopping anywhere endorsed by the chavette scum bint Kerry Katona.....she is such a vile hateful little tramp. Those fucking Iceland adverts make me want to nail red hot spikes into my eyes and ears to dull the pain they inflict on my senses.

And another thing, why do fucking furniture stores advertise sofas with some god awful christmas tune over the top in fucking September...I mean September for fucks sake...IT'S NOT BASTARD CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!!!!
(iwantmybed Is counting down the hours till home time on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:40, 1 reply)

Worse than that...
...were the sofa ones with that fucking Nickelback song in them. That song, like many of thiers earned my scorn quickly because of Nickelback's apparent 'We'll sell our shit to anyone who waves a fiver under our noses and have every chart-worthy song we produce played to death and beyond until everyone in the bastard world wants to stove our heads in' policy of distribution.

Whilst they have a flair for producing a catchy song or two, closer inspection of said tune-ery reveals that they're aimed squarely at the large and doubtlessly lucrative 'fucking retard' end of the music-buying market, similarly plumbed for cash on a regular basis by the likes of 50 Cent, Bratney, McFly, Saturdays, Katy Perry, the X Factor finalists and many, many others whom besides profitability have no place in the music industry.

Nickelback know thier audience too - for example, in the video for that song about going back to thier hometown where the first line is 'Look at this photograph', and poodle-boy is holding a framed photo up to the camera. Well thanks for that, I'd never have made the fucking connection otherwise. Pillock.

I have a lot of bile to exorcise. Can you tell?
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:29, closed)

That song
does make me want to stick pins in my eyes, so that the sound of my own screaming would drown out the absolute horror being inflicted upon my brain.

Or, you know, I just change the channel, or something.
( Moey, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 12:42, closed)