Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Don't feel so bad...........firstly, the hoppy little fucker walked onto the tube I assume? Well he can stand up then, can't he? Technically, he'd be better standing up, what with only one leg to get tired.
Secondly, to all the women having a go because the OP was doing something polite and chivalrous - fuck you. You'd be at the front of the queue complaining about 'bloody men' if he hadn't - anything with tits is generally far too eager to pull either the equality / weaker sex card whenever it suits.
If you want equality that much, remember that next time you get lippy and I punch your fucking lights out.
[/end semi joking but somewhat still kinda mean it rant]
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