Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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HahahahahaNice.
A few years ago at 6am, I romantically fell on top of Mrs Vagabond, telling her "I's jus drunk borrel've Tesco Value Whisky wiv yor bruvver. I love you, g'night." and proceeded to fall asleep and dribble all over her arm.
After that, the lady was mine for the taking.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:09,
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you old smoothie!:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:14,
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