Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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My 5 year old daughter last weekcome up with a suggestion to introduce safety with added nutrient supplements within the professional sporting community. She randomly blurted this one out;
"Im going to throw this to London-Paris; cucumber gumshields."
Throwin' it to da man.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:04,
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Awwww.It's sweet that you decided to keep her and treat her like a real child.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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Once a weekshe's allowed out of the cupboard to mix with the public. It's her little treat :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 11:42,
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As long as she wears her muzzle it can't do much harm.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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if she wasn't actally 19 this would be ADORABLE.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 4:57,
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