Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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this just might work.1: create new squelchy musical genre that'll be a hit with the kids
2:buy shares in overseas holidays, water pumping equipment companies, and inflatable boat manufacturers.
3: through careful musical structuring, ensure that said genre will spawn crazy dance moves never seen before.
4: wait till someone, probably in a dark club on the outskirts of colchester, accidentally while getting their wobble on, discovers a working rain dance SO effective, it shitrapes the entire summer, and people flock to the airport in droves.
5:profit.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
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