Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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A friend of mine...once shared a house with a Dutchman who was in Sydney studying some fairly intensive branch of cancer research. While he was here, he discovered, and became slightly addicted to, potato wedges with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce, saying that nobody made them back in Holland. He hatched a plan.
Step One: Study very hard and discover the final cure for cancer.
Step Two: Patent the creation.
Step Three: Open a potato wedges empire, in Holland, selling wedges secretly laced with cancer causing chemicals.
Step Four: Retire for good...
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 8:02,
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