Cunning Plans
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Don't apologise
No, they don't charge you premium rates. They do, however, want your mobile number and postal address so that they can bombard you with propaganda about how the poor benighted whorelage industry is woefully overtaxed etc. etc. and should be given free petrol for life, plus £200 for every cyclist they knock down.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)
No, they don't charge you premium rates. They do, however, want your mobile number and postal address so that they can bombard you with propaganda about how the poor benighted whorelage industry is woefully overtaxed etc. etc. and should be given free petrol for life, plus £200 for every cyclist they knock down.
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