Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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More ‘call centre’ fun…My nephew works at a call centre for package holidays and wotnot. Recently, he told me about this conversation:
Nephew: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “I’d like a refund on my holiday please”
Nephew: (after taking details and tapping into computer revealing info on a £2000+ holiday) “I see sir. May I ask why you require this refund?”
Customer: “...Because I forgot to go...”
Nephew: “Jesus wept” (hangs up)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:04,
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Winner.That was beautiful and has made me laugh most heartily. A good, hard click for you, sir.
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That......is the closest I've been to pissing myself for many a year. Love it - click.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:57, closed)
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