Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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ComebackIn a pub somewhere:
Chav (who looks about 13): "Gizzus five pints of Stellaaa"
Barstaff: "Have you got any ID?"
Chav: "Ehhh, fuck off, I'm fucking twenty innit! I pay your fucking wages you fucking caaaant"
Barstaff: "And I pay your school fees. Now please leave."
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:37, 1 reply)
I used to do barwork yonks backWorking Xmas Eve we all had to come in in fancy dress; I was done up as some kind of cowboy. Fucking A1.
Standing by the bar halfway through the night 2 drunks start laughing at me. One of them (a right goofy looking cunt) ventures with "You look like John Wayne" to which I reply quite happily "and you look like his fucking horse".
Somehow I didn't get me face smashed in that night, must've been Xmas spirit or sommit.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:55,
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