You bunch of jessies
My tarantula is bigger than that. And it can kick hairs at you.

Also I have scorpions the size of crayfish. But Mister Snips wouldn't hurt anyone.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:10, 1 reply)

Mr Snips.
lol
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:32, closed)

haha I give pets unfortunate names.
There used to be Kellogs the Corn Snake too...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:28, closed)

lollage...
Kellogs the Corn Snake
Hahahaha..

There's a guy at work who has regular trading with purveyors of South American sherbert, he's got a dog called Charlie.

His girlfriend still has'nt twigged yet.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 11:56, closed)

The tarantula, I shit you not, is Ultimate DeathSpider 3000
Or Deathspider if we're being informal.

The other scorpion is Bastard, because he is. Or was.

And the other snake is Strangles. I was gonna call him Boston but apparently naming pets after serial killers is 'frowned upon'...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 18:26, closed)

i had a tarantula called elvira
she was lovely. we also had a chicken called lenny henry
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:38, closed)