Didn't get a hand to stab, unfortunately
I wandered out of the living room at about 2am to see 20ft of taped-together garden canes poked in through the catflap waving around. There was a magnet on the end, and the nasty little tealeaves were trying to get hold of a bunch of keys I'd left on the table at the back of the kitchen.

Front door was locked, so I just slapped it really hard on the glass and they fucked right off. If I'd been a bit more together I'd have taken a photo of the little shitbags through the flap instead.

Those canes are now propping up a tomato crop, so all's ended well!
( Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 0:04, 1 reply)

2 mates of mine have been burgled
because of leaving spare keys on those key hooks by their front doors. i never leave spare keys anywhere they can be seen and my main set live in my handbag.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:46, closed)