
17,000 writes: Everything bad happens in the dark. Tell us your stories of noises and bumps in the night, power cuts, blindfolds and cinema fumbling.
( , Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:49)
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A variation is on the tube, when its really loud due to the train negotiating some tunnel or the other I loudly abuse all my fellow passengers, sing songs, talk rubbish, etc. They cant hear me at all.
( , Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:34, 1 reply)

the noise will stop abruptly and everyone will hear you shout "...bunch of fucking cun... oh, sorry."
I just hope I'm about when it happens.
( , Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:40, closed)

For the noise to stop abruptly the train would have to come to a dead halt in less than one second.
( , Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:39, closed)

a slightly literal take on a decidedly silly suggestion, but I take your point and take back my comment.
Please accept my full and frank apologies and trust that I'll never again attempt to make a humorous comment* in response to anything anyone ever says.
Ever.
*I know, but I use the word humorous very loosely and besides, I'm very easily amused.
( , Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:57, closed)
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