Tourist
It turns out that walking along the Copa Cabana beach in Rio after dark, sporting flipflops, sunglasses, bermuda shorts, a beach towel playfully tossed over one shoulder and clutching a digital camera and guidebook is a fairly efficient way of arousing the Grim Reaper's interest..

Along that stretch of seafront the personification of evil manifests himself in the shape of a sweaty-toothed madman with hollow eyes and a big gun that he will wave in your face while spitting "Money Money Money" in foamy Portuguese.

But fear not!! All he really wants is a few Marlboros and a packet of crisps!! A small price to pay to cheat death in such spectacularly pant-shitting fashion!
(Backdoor Fury .. is my wrestling alias., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:51, 6 replies)

You have an amazing username.
Fuckin' great!
( Cawl, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:54, closed)

Cheers Kaol..
.. where can I get hold of this comic you produce? It sounds aces.
(Backdoor Fury .. is my wrestling alias., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:11, closed)

If you go into
My profile and scroll down there are links to all of the episodes thus far, just click on the numbers.
( Cawl, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:20, closed)

The same applies
to stumbling drunkenly around Salvador late at night.

I discovered only last week, however, that Havana is perfect for late night drunken stumbling. In fact, I think it was designed for just that purpose.
( Moey, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:03, closed)

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Agree Havana is perfect for this - just make sure you're Canadian or British - then it's all good!

A bottle of Rum and non stop coke for less than a fiver - fabulous!

Twicey x
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:09, closed)

S'ok, I made sure I was still British before I went.
I could have stayed there for months, especially as the company picked up the tab everywhere I went.
( Moey, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:27, closed)