As a wee nipper, I had a nasty incident of a hydrocele - the accumulation of serous fluid in a bodily cavity
Whereby, according to my parents, my scrotum filled up with fluid. It can cause problems, infertility and other nasty stuff in some cases. I was lucky, no complications. But that was my first attempt to climb out of the gene pool.

It was the size and texture of an orange, apparently...

Thanks, mum. I was too young to remember that one...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:09, Reply)