Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I was walking around a disused landfill sitewhen I decided to take the direct route back to the gate and my car. I was walkting through some overgrown bits when my foot slipped down into a very wet bit of ground.
I looked at my site plan and couldn't see anything. I looked at the version from the 1960s and saw that I was stood at the edge of a faint circular outline on the map. The area was marked "toxic waste lagoon".
I backtracked and walked the long way around. I know it's 40-odd years hence, but they could've at least tried to fill it in properly. Bloody Avonmouth.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:16,
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I thinkI've played rugby on top of that. It's the only thing that could make Avonmouth OB RFCs pitches so minging.
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