Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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nearly died like an idiotGas powered Aga went out, so decided to light it manually.
lit my taper, opened the gas tap, taper went out, chamber filled with gas as i tried to re light my taper, inserted lit taper into the chamber - peering in with my eyes.
click
boom
face on fire, eye lashes gone, eyes balls burnt, kitchen on fire, neck bruised from concussive blast.
fucking idiot.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:43, 1 reply)
You eyes have balls?!What must you look like!! :D
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 17:37,
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