
Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Glad you got away mate, sounds like a lunatic.
What would be nice is a story or stories that are like yours but end in something like.....
"been 5 foot 4 the guy never suspected I had been in the Paras for 12 years as I (pick one)stuck his head through the shop window/ dropped him off the bridge onto the passing traffic / pushed his hands into the very complex gearing mechanism of a passing combine harvester"
People with knives = ****ts
When I was a lad a punch up would be good enough !
( , Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:51, 1 reply)

And I'm a bit of a coward, really :)
( , Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:19, closed)

I hope the guy does meet a ex-para one day, that was the jist. Never happens though. fuksocks
( , Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:21, closed)

www.machinehead-software.co.uk/nigel_jones/arrest/citizens_arrest.html
( , Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:08, closed)

...is that if that guy took those photo's now he'd be breaking the Counter Terrorism Act 2008 due to photographing a police officer
( , Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:44, closed)
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