
Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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finding wraps of drugpowdersniffs at the end of every night. bonus
( , Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:47, 1 reply)

When the place got raided by the Rozzers (every 3 months or so) there was gear strewn all over the place. Bizarrely, they never brought a dog in, so never found anything, just nicked who-ever they had been watching,and left.
These raids were generally preceded by a large coloured gentleman striding straight up to the bar and thrusting a huge brick of hash, along with a bag full of wraps of godknowswhat, into my arms, saying "Here man, look after that", whilst behind him Plod charged in through the door.
What could I do? That's right, shove it under the bar and pray that no-one came to look there.
Typical raid dialogue:
PC 1 : You, sunshine, this is a raid, here's the warrant, please turn all the lights on, it's like the Black Hole of Calcutta in here.
Me : Um, they are all on.
PC 1 : Are you trying to be clever? I'll be putting this in my report.
Clientele : FUCK OFF PIGS (whilst throwing bottles and turning tables over)
PC 1 : Jesus, is this normal behaviour?
Me : You know who drinks in here, you know what they are like.
PC 1 : Righto, well, be warned, this is unacceptable, going in my report etc etc. We'll be back. Come on lads, there's an untaxed car across town, let's go.
Ah, happy days.
( , Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:48, closed)

don't think i'll be going there for a pint any time soon!
had a friend who was at the fridge nightclub in brixton when it got raided a couple of years ago. he said about 5 seconds after the police burst through the doors he was literally up to his knees in a sea of dropped drugs
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:34, closed)
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