Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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MaybeThat's where the low-register singing voice comes from? After your spot at the Belmers (greatest, best-looking and laziest band in christendom) gig, there were lovesick sperm whales* mooning about in the local canal!
*And I don't mean the local "Ladies", they were just a bit "circumferentially enhanced"**.
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** As compared to the Sperm whales
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