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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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My tummy hurts
from laughing so hard. "RIGHT IN THE BLOODY EYES!" is my new catchphrase. You poor thing.

I had a scramble VDay as my husband who usually declares a fatwa on "manufactured " holidays stayed late at work. I knew he wasn't going to do anything, so I hadn't either, only to come home and hear on the ansa-phone, "I know you've made some big romantic meal since it's Valentine's and I'm coming home soon with a surprise!"

shit-I had to run to the grocery to buy a romantic meal and a card, run home and whip it together after the kids and I had eaten chicken noodle soup at 5pm.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:16, Reply)

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