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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Amsterdam
I live not far from Amsterdam, amazing place and such a wide variety of things to get run over by. Cars, bikes, bus & trams are all trying to kill tourists out their heads on gear.

Been English apparently I have "That look" about me so I get offered more coke, pills etc in an hour walking round there than most get people in a lifetime.

Cool country though and te people are nice, well they keep selling me weed anyway.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:50, 1 reply)
I found on my sojourns
that everything in Amsterdam moves at the same speed. Bikes, trams, cars, you name it. All move fast enough to do a load of damage.

Good grass though
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:22, closed)
Ah.. Amsterdam
..where if the snelltram doesn't get you, the tweeweelers will.

I nearly got knocked down by some lunatic on a bike. To add insult to injury he yelled something about me being a "Surrey Whore".

I'm not from Surrey.

It's actually a really interesting place, once you get away from the cafes full of British students boasting about how many spliffs they've smoked..
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:26, closed)

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