Intrinsically stupid
It was a good few years ago now; I'd just fixed my girlfriend's broken watch for her after some fat get had trodden on it. We'd been down at the seaside. Got a nice photo of us to commemorate it. We were back at work and I'd been checking out some new equipment in the laboratory. We met up for lunch, and I went to take it out of my pocket - would you credit it?? I'd only gone and left it down in the lab! So off I go to get it.

Of course, me being a bit of a dickhead, I only go and get locked into the intrinsic field removal chamber, don't I? The last thing I remember is the air getting warmer, Janey fucking off because she's a blatant shithouse and every atom of me screaming out of existence. Typical.

Still, mustn't grumble, I suppose. They were all calling me a dickhead and a stupid get for getting locked in there, but I bet they ate their fucking words when I managed to reform myself. Of course, I glow a bit, don't really have any emotions and can blow people up with my mind; but at least I'm not old and cancer ridden like all the knobheads that took the piss out of me. Eat that.
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:28, 9 replies)

Ha!
I did the Watchmen personality test on Facebook and came out as Dr M. I'm more than happy with that...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:33, closed)

Hurm.
So you're a cold, uncaring, glowing man-made deity with a penchant for figuring out how things work?
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:39, closed)

No points for guessing what I got...
*laughs*
( Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:39, closed)

I got
Ozymandias. The Meglomaniac.

Can't argue with that.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:52, closed)

Hooray!
I am Rorschach. Also, sex disgusts me.



no it doesn't
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, closed)

I've been trying to get hold of it
to have a read, and I've yet to find it for a price I am willing to pay i.e. about £5...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:02, closed)

It's a heartbreaking work...
...of staggering genius! I'd advise you just pay full whack. Your brain will thank you. Plus most of the copies out now are the re-coloured ones which look rather lovely. I'm almost tempted to replace my battered copy with a spanky new hardback one, but that might need to wait til payday.
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:21, closed)

And you look fantastic in a thong
Just be careful that no-one tricks you into an intrinsic field removal generator again, that'll set you back all of about 30 seconds, but it'll really piss you off.
(Helixdaunting, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 1:35, closed)

I AM DISAPPOINTED...
VERY DISAPPOINTED.

(no I'm not, I'm glad people have gotten the reference)
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:00, closed)