Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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FireworksOh deary, deary me.
The millennium, everyone is out in the street, partying. There is no traffic except for the emergency vehicles hurtling past every so often. My mate J has some fireworks, but instead on sticking them in the grass verge, he jams them into a drain cover, lights one, and backs away. Just then an ambulance pulls into the street, and misses the firework's explosion by inches. Stunned, we cluster around the drain cover, only to realise that it was a 2-shot firework. The first had forced it into the drain. The second exploded the contents of the drain about 15 feet into the air. Oh, how we laughed afterwards.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:03,
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