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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Not long for this wold
Tonight I am going to try rodeo sex.............

Take her doggy style and whisper in her ear,

"your sister is tighter than you in this position"

and see how long I can stay on for.

Obviously I will be murdered not long after.

Been nice knowing your personas


(PS Apologies for recycling and then bastardizing this very old joke)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:24, 1 reply)
Try
saying "Your brother......" Far more effective.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:57, closed)

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