Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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99% of the time my QOTW entries are one of four things...True stories but with 'artistic' embelishment (no, that turd was NOT really the size of a slimy brown oil tanker)
Obvious bullshit (cross dressing / paranormal / erotic fiction) all in a rubbish attempt at paying homage to the great Frankspencer
A pun (apologies for each and every one)
A poem (pretty obvious I hope)
Sometimes I dabble with other styles but overall my aim is for it to be easy for people to tell the difference...and if I have nothing in the locker, I don't bother wasting people's time.
My main priority above all is for people to read what I've done and think: 'I'm glad I read that'
I think a few people are now selling their souls to bullshit in order to keep up the momentum.
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