Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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Take away from that phrase what you will.I'm surprised no-one's thought of ears, ocular cavities and nostrils tbh!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 8:38, 1 reply)
That's because they're too small for us normal blokes(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:26, closed)
I was going to go into a huge autistic rant about the fact that I wrote "untouched" but didn't specify which body parts thus negating your suggestion that my penis is only the size of either nostrils or ears. But... have this instead you cleverclogs!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:32, closed)
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