Dates Gone Wrong
Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
tl;dr i got elbowed in the face by some slag from the office
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:38,
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+ sulked for a bit then made some beans on toast. Got my cock hard enough to squeeze it in for a couple of seconds. She barely noticed. A really good night.
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:41,
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