My Worst Date
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Silly moo
Well I realised she was a dead loss when the Kate winslet lookalike turned out to look more like Dawn French.... Okay, Dawn isnt exactly the worst looking babe in the world, but lets face it, if given the choice between Dawn and Kate, who'd you go for???? Well, she turned up... looking decidedly non Kateish, and let me observe how Fat folded on the female form. Oh how kind. Desperate for some form of escape, I decided to act Geeky, and suggest a session at the Trocadero Segaworld (as it was then!). After spending £10 on tokens for the barf bucket rides, I managed to convince her I wasnt worth dating! Mmm Okay, I told her to fuck off....
( , Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:16, Reply)
Well I realised she was a dead loss when the Kate winslet lookalike turned out to look more like Dawn French.... Okay, Dawn isnt exactly the worst looking babe in the world, but lets face it, if given the choice between Dawn and Kate, who'd you go for???? Well, she turned up... looking decidedly non Kateish, and let me observe how Fat folded on the female form. Oh how kind. Desperate for some form of escape, I decided to act Geeky, and suggest a session at the Trocadero Segaworld (as it was then!). After spending £10 on tokens for the barf bucket rides, I managed to convince her I wasnt worth dating! Mmm Okay, I told her to fuck off....
( , Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:16, Reply)
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