My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Bisexual Three wayMy wife and I were out at a gay bar with a bunch of friends. She meets another bisexual guy and really hits it off with him and wants to take him home. I am not into the guy at all, but figured I would humor the wife.
We drive 45 minutes back to our place get undressed and into bed. We start off with a little spit roast action, but not for long. Somewhere along the lines I guess he decided he was more into the idea of me plundering his booty, which I had no intention of doing. He kept getting on all fours and begging for me to do him.
When he finally got the message that I wasn't interested, he requested we turn on some porn so he could finish. I grabbed the closest porn I had, but he wanted some gay porn. At this point I was just over it and kicked him out to the couch, and we all went to sleep unsatisfied. I figured I would take him back to his car first thing in the morning.
First thing in the morning I am thinking I got to get this guy out of here pronto. When he finally gets up and comes into the kitchen, my wife invites him to stay for waffles.
All I could think was "WTF woman!" I guess she had a good time anyway.
(, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 3:19, Reply)
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