A Few
Seeing as I have a taste for, shall we say, a little meat on my bones (I'm a chubby-chaser, OK?), I'm frequently recruited to go along with mates on dates where their prospective shag is bringing the inevitable fat friend... People don't seem to realise that 'chubby-chaser' does not mean 'will shag the obese and hog-like of society for the benefit of mates shaggage'. I've been introduced to some real terrors, let me tell you...

I've also had a 'date' off the internet with a slapper who must've got her diary messed up as another 'date' turned up halfway through the evening, and seemed extremely eager until I was forced to get threatening (I'm 6ft 3 and not at all weedlike, so I can look quite fearsome when angered) and he gave up in fear of being thumped back home.

Oh, and also a very good one (for me) but bad for a mate - I was dragged out to a party by a mate solely for him to gloat over the 'extremely fit' goth girl he'd pulled the previous weekend and was going out with again that day... After spending the whole week rubbing it in about how she was so much better than anything I've had (said 'mate' is a bit of a cock) we went to said party and... she spent the evening far more interested in me.

Result.

Said mate is also well-known amongst our circles as having a very small penis. So maybe it was women's intuition at work?

No apologies will be given for length, breadth, depth, volume or diameter. Do not break or bend. Keep out of reach of children.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 15:18, Reply)