My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Whats that smell?It was quite right when I was 14, out at the Ice Cream shop with Sandy. (Name has been changed) We were going on about the Spring Dance that was coming up and me being her guarenteed date, we decided it was only fair to talk about the odd couples and those who didn't have dates; we were mean kids. Mean kids in love.
Later on, as we were getting ready to leave, she dropped her purse, and being the man of the hour, I bent to pick up, only to let out one of the most rank, violent and explosive farts ever.
I hadn't heard from her since.
(, Sun 24 Oct 2004, 17:35, Reply)
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