My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Dead SexyAt a school dance, aged about 9, I was the token fat girl. One of the nicest looking males of my class asked me to dance (pity doesn't matter when you're desperate) and I gladly took him up on the offer.
I salivate when I'm nervous.
Cue me spitting over his shoulder when saying something. NO! That's disgusting I think.
That's disgusting, he says.
What, thinks I, can I say to dispell all this? Think quickly, Fae.
'No, it was just a bit of my coldsore.'
I'm so fucking smooth.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Oct 2004, 18:46,
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