Twelve other people
Alright then. There's a girl, let's call her Kim (you can edit if you want a false name, I hope she burns). I lost my virginity with her two days after my fifteenth birthday. A ticket to a gig three days later went spare, I offered it to her. She accepted. There was a plan to meet her in Camden Town station on the monday before the gig, at one. It was three o'clock and me and my mate were pissed off that she hadn't turned up.

Got home (with mate), picked up my mobile. Voicemail. She's going to appear at my local station, at four. It was about 3:45 at this point. Me and Mate leg it to the station, luckily it's 10 minutes away at a stretch. She doesn't show up again. But luckily our other mate with a ticket shows up at five. Fuck this, we think, time to round up all our other various friends and appear at the gig.

Now my phone is on the blink or something, because I don't get the voicemail until 7. "It's 6 o'clock, where the fuck are you, what the fuck is going on, you bastards are standing me up. Get off the fucking train and fucking appear or I'll leave. Love you bye." she says. I still have the voicemail saved.

So anyway, up we come. We find her outside of the gig hanging out with a bunch of people we've never met (and neither had she, it turned out) already half-pissed. She snogged my best friend, who is a girl and taken, on sight. Later on she moved to no less than four of my friends. She snogged them all straight in front of me. One of them was a straight girl. Right, I thought, not to be outdone. I snogged my male friend, the second one who showed up, who is straight (unlike me). He actually gave a bit of action back, too. But he was reluctant to do any more than that. Alright, thinks Kim, I'll go one better. She goes after my first mate. As soon as she's near him he shouts "FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING WHORE!" quite audibly. She looks a bit dejected, then wanders over to my best friend, the girl, again. Who won't snog her either. At this point I was moshing to a song. Then I looked around and she was lying down on the bench to the left of me. "Dude!" goes a mate. "I think she's passed out!".

I turned round and left. They dragged me back, though, and Kim spent most of the night god-knows-where, but it wasn't with us. I drank heavily, moshed heavily, and had one of the best nights of my life.

Found out last week she bought her total of snogged people to twelve. Four of my male mates, five male complete strangers, me, a female bi friend, and a female straight friend.

It still took me a month to tell her quite forcibly to fuck off.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 18:43, Reply)