Sairfend
Might as well break the board virginity as it seems to be the topic for it.

This story tags on to the end of a "vomit" story I should've posted on a previous thread. One of those kind of nights where you find several of your own boundaries. Coming from both directions.

Anyways... My mate and I had pulled two girls whilst out in Nylon in London. It turns out one of the main reasons for them coming back with us to perform various lewd acts was because my mate had promised that we'd drive them back to Essex the next day. Sweet girls... I didn't discover this 'til the next morning when he was claiming to be ill and unable to drive. Well there was no way I was letting the cheeky git offload them onto me to sort out so we came to an arrangement that I would drive his car. We'd had some good banter with the girls and I was pleased to see that mine actually looked quite pretty in the cold light of day (unlike my mate's - ho ho!) Anyways, we get into sunny Essex and I'm thinking at this point that she's actually quite a sweet and good looking girl and I might actually ask her for her number. We start to drive through Chav Central. Or Vange as it is called locally where I start pointing at the burnt out cars by the side of the road, rusting washing machines on driveways and the various scrubbers who are plying their trade at the side of the road. "Please can you drop me off here" she says. Oh. She even forced her mobile number upon me but I was so bloody ashamed (and rightly so) that I couldn't bring myself to call her.

On a related note her dad was called Kevin...

Dan
( dan j the filthy bastard, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 13:44, Reply)