only last night.
although we hit the ground running at the weekend, last night was technicaly speeking our first date. we meet in the pub and have a few drinks, it's getting very cosy. 'i know it's early' i say, 'but, shall we go?' 'ok' is the ready reply. we go to her place, have a couple more drinks, it's rocking. i carry her to bed (works like a charm guys) after a while it seems that i am on the brink of something very special, i can feel it in my bones that i am ready to surpass my own epic standards. something legendary is about to happen, we are down to our last items of underwear, rubbing against eachother. 'ooh' i say what was that little twinge i just felt i wonder? i dont wonder for more than a seccond, i know what's up, it's not the first time. that's right, a tug to the banjo string before i even get my pants off and it's all over. i mope to the bathroom, swearing just a little. my spirits are soon lifted when she comes to me and say's 'its ok, we can just have a cuddle, that would be nice'. hmm, this is of course true, but to be doing it when you should be earning a knighthood just isnt the same is it?

i would like to apologise for the lack of a length, and any boastfulness.
(incredible wrongun, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 12:45, Reply)