The frisbee
A small group of us used to go to the chippy at lunchtime from school, and one day we were delighted to find that it had been snowing, so snowball fights were had en route. Anyway, on our way back we saw some girls from our year ahead of us, so naturally we started to throw chips at them, hoping to get the maximum score of a zillion points by landing one inside a hood. This continued for a few minutes, until one of us spotted a dead hedgehog, lying beneath a thin covering of snow, frozen solid. It didn't take too much persuasion for one of our number to pick it up and hurl it like a frisbee at the girls. I think Hazel screamed, but not as much as the time I sprayed Tizer all over her blouse.

Okay, okay, so it's not a human body, but it is a body after all. See?
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 12:16, Reply)