DB's
Our office overlooks a stretch of river which is Tidal, flowing one way at morning then at some point during the day flowing the other.

As such we've seen all sorts of interesting things float by. Then sometimes an ambulance turns up in our car park to fish something/someone out.

We now have a pair of binoculars on the window sill behind me and at first sight of a floater we zoom in to check out the action and decide if it's a "DB" (dead body).

So far we've had a cow, a sofa, armchairs, beer kegs, polystyrene, tyres and all manner of other junk.... but the day there was a body we couldn't see it. Think it washed up further upstream.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:14, Reply)