Mistaken I'dead'ntity
Does the above pun work? You may decide after reading the following...

One day my brother and a mutual friend left our house to go into town and pick up some tickets for some Z-list piss-poor 'American' Wrestling tickets for the event that night. Being young (8ish) and being the summer holidays we were in great spirit. However things were to take a HORRIBLE turn....

En route to the High Street is a kind of green/grassy/tree-ey area located on a hill. 2 paths go down the hill and intersect making a kind of X...

On our way back from purchasing the tickets we got to the bottom left of the 'X' if you will, from where we were amazed and distraught to see an old man rolling down the hill (as you would roll down a hill as a child)!!! He disapeared from view as he careered off the bottom of the 'X' and down some stairs!!

Being children we felt we should go and get help from some adults. Screaming "help someones died" etc was only met with contempt and dismay from the local residents who were doing there thing at the top of the hill.


"Attt biys no deid!! - he's just fuckin steamin!!"

So there you have it. Steaming drunk passes out and in his stupour rolls sideways down a hill creating fear and panic among schoolchildren.

Think he died a few years later that guy

Length? About 20 metres. Wrestling? We got to chant 'fatty' at a particularly rotund athlete who told us to fuck off. No apologies there either.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:24, Reply)