Lack of Loft Ladders and Highway Foxes.
Seen lots of dead bodies, mostly relatives, freinds at the Funeral Directors.

However my mate Paul Eccles came home one day with his mum from town, me and 4 mates were playing coupies (old footy game) at the end of the road

"You coming out for a game mate" I said.

"Yeah - 2 mins, Ill get me trainees on"

Literally 20 seconds later, Paul and his Ma came running out of the house screaming, to this day I can hear his mums scream.

His Arl’ fella had lobbed himself out of the loft with a cable round his neck after suffereing from depression.

We all bolted over, and there he was hanging above the stairs.

Horrible Sight.

In other cheerier news, I once fucking blatted a Fox on the A59 in my Honda Accord. Su fucking perb it was, until my radiator blew up at Manchester Airport

I hate fox’s

Cunts
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, 6 replies)

Re: Fox hating
The only time I ever cheered at animal's demise was at a little fecker of a Jack Russell. He used to chase me every morning as I cycled past his house on my way to and from college. One day he made a mad dash at a fellow cyclist and was instantly squished by a motorbike coming the other way. The rear wheel of the bike did a bit of a squiggle as it ran over him spewing his guts out his arse and mouth at the same time.

I'm not sure if I actually applauded but I certainly cheered.
(Fanta Menace Is tall enough to see over the fence, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:18, closed)

What's with all the fox hate?
It's not like you own any chickens (probably).
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:35, closed)

Karma
"In other cheerier news, I once fucking blatted a Fox on the A59 in my Honda Accord. Su fucking perb it was, until my radiator blew up at Manchester Airport

I hate fox’s"
(PassTheKhat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:30, closed)

I owned chickens
until recently - just one of the reasons I'm called Chickenlady...

But I don't hate foxes - they're beautiful creatures but if you own chickens or any small animals that foxes like you have to accept that it is part of the natural cycle. And make sure your birds are shut up at night, every night. Electric fences help. As do bloody big dogs.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, closed)

or..
or a fucking machine gun chickenlady

:)
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:33, closed)

Hate foxes too
I dont like to steroetype and i cant speak for the entire population of foxes, im sure that there are some nice ones out there that i just have not met.

But

If the fox that lives over the back of my fence decideds to give me his rendition of a John Leslie raping session at 2am one more time - im going to skin the fucker and use his fur to clean my arse.


Ps Fanta - "The only time I ever cheered at animal's demise" is one of the greatest starts to a post i have read. Would click if i could.
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:15, closed)