DLR
A friend of mine once arrived at a party having been delayed when some poor fucker tripped and fell off the platform just in time to be beheaded by the DLR train pulling in. She had actually witnessed this and was rather distressed.

Frankly we were surprised the DLR had managed the job, being the rail equivalent of a reliant robin. Bloke must have had a pretty thin neck. I was on a DLR train that got derailed once when driven manually over points that were set the wrong way and it just went CLUNK and stopped suddenly. Least impressive de-railing ever!
( wangmaster2000, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:29, 1 reply)

DLR
That wasn't the one outside Westferry station, was it? Because I was probably on the train that dispatched the unlucky sod...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:56, closed)