dead bodies
i drive an ambulance, so i see alot of dead bodies.

on Halloween i was called to a house where a bloke was "unconscious". i walked into the living room and took a step back in fright!

he was sat on the sofa with one foot tucked in to his bottom, both arms in the air with fingers splayed like he's grabbing for you and a really angry snarl on his face. cold and stiff with rigor mortis, this bloke looked exactly like golum from the lord of the rings.

the family said "he likes to have a nap on the sofa after dinner"...

as we were getting ready to leave the house, the door bell went and outside were about a dozen kids all dressed as skeletons - "trick or treat" they shouted... talk about timing!
(elphantasmo for xmas i want santa's list of naughty girls!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 13:10, 2 replies)

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How would he have stayed in the shape though? Surely his arms would've dropped to his sides?
(Nibi, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:44, closed)

*sniff*
Smells like the farm.

And, "i drive an ambulance, so i see alot of dead bodies"?
Better get the IHCD book out again, sounds like you could do with refreshing your training...
(SD6 , lurking until:, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:06, closed)