I used to work in a funeral home.
Strangely enough the owner (obviously he didn't actually work there), was Frankie Howerd.

Many's the time the manager told me he'd unexpectedly gotten a stiff, and told me to get it all fluffed up for people to come and look at.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:14, Reply)