The thought of dead puppies...
... is as effective a delay technique as thought of Anne Widdecombe / Margaret Thatcher / Your mother-in-law.

Thoughts of the latter three having a feminine tryst, seem to have the opposite effect.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:07, 7 replies)

ugh.
Square root of 2 was my delay method..... after 3 decimal points though I had to go and get paper and a pencil, which killed the mood slightly......
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:14, closed)

I want to have your baby.
I sometimes say this when I want them to delay the finish. Of course you also run the risk of them running out of the room and down the street : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:17, closed)

^^ BGB
My friend uses this as a technique to get rid of the internet-dating guys she meets - and doesn't want to meet again!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:22, closed)

I used to think of Maggie T naked...
It took me bloody ages to realise that I could simply delay by wanking a little slower.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:26, closed)

Wee Witch
Hmmmm - good idea. Must remember that one.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:29, closed)

To delay with a (now ex-) girlfriend
all I had to do was open my eyes.

=(
( Matoosh would rather like a biscuit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:51, closed)

@ Humpty
that is hilarious!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:07, closed)