Destruction, Demolition and DeconstructionThe Lone Groover says "I've just taken down a pergola with a metre-deep Russian vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own." What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? Tell us your tales of demolition and wanton destruction.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:17)
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GentlemenImpress your next conquest by attaching a discreet hand pump to your abdomen and running the tube into the condom in which you have carefully ensheathed yourself. Ensure that the pump is located in such a manner that it is compressed as you thrust, thus causing your member to swell slightly more every time you move. Repeat until conquest is suitably impressed or becomes a fetishist for balloon animals.
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.Yeti., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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not sure how this is a tale of demolition and wanton destruction.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:19,
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Unless you connect it to a high-pressure air hose...(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:41, closed)
I tried thisat a certain stage of inflation the air escapes from the edge, with a whine. More like a queaf than a fart.
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See if you can control the frequency and play "Whistling Dixie".(
.Yeti., Wed 14 Nov 2012, 7:18,
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