Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Fortified wine and imported 'lager'17 years of age, stuck in a shitty caravan on the North Wales coast with a few mates and desperate to get smashed. We had fuck all in terms of money so decided to club all our pennies together and make an exictable journey down to the cheapest booze emporium we could find. An hour later we come back to our 2 wheeled shithole with a 48-can crate of Generic Imported Lager Bier and a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 each...
Mixed together on their own you have a pretty desperate combination but add the Worlds Shittest Funfair and the equally shitty Big Wheel and you get the young Jew heaving his bollocks through his mouth all over the rock defences for a good few hours.
Length? Several yards across the rocks and white...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:38, Reply)
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