Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Pint glass lotteryI woke up this morning, needing to leave the house in five minutes, desperate for a piss, and with one of my housemates in our only bathroom.
The obvious solution was to piss in a pint glass, and chuck it out of the window. Rinse it out, then on the sideboard... But which glass was it? Nobody knows.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 12:25, 2 replies)
Sounds familiarI've done that several times... when the bathroom's occupied and I'm desperate, then there's no other choice. Although in my case I used an empty sauce jar, from which no-one would be drinking.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:30, closed)
You could try the window tooOne of my mates at Uni was forced to piss out of the wndow as his roommate was locked in the bathroom chucking it up. It was at night ofcourse and I don't think anybody saw him, nor see this tricle of yellow liquid pouring out of his window.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:49, closed)
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